Heroes
I think illustrators should have superpowers too. They don't need to invent new ones, we can just take over those the characters on the show have:
Boy howdy, wouldn't that come in handy for deadlines?
Claire Bennet - ability to self heal
Think of all the X-Acto scars and Rapidograph tattoos that could have been avoided!
Matt Parkman - ability to read minds
Very useful for the occasional bit of vague art direction.
What? No more computer/internet/ftp errors?