If...

I had eleventy hundred dollars fall into my lap I'd hire one of those super amazing people that come in and organize your life for you. You know, the files, the closets, create systems of order from your chaos. Yep, one of those and a maid. A maid who cooks dinner every night. And the maid would be married to handyman, who mows lawns and fixes leaky faucets. That would be money well spent.